Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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