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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?

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(586): View more from Michigan

Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.

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(925): View more from California

We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car

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(541): View more from Oregon

She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Only if I get to be Gritty

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How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Don't worry about it.

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