Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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