is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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