I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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