She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
he was CRYING into my vagina
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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