He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
And then he peed in my hair
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