i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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