My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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