Non-Jews are for practice
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
