I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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