Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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