Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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