So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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