i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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