This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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