Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Randomize
