It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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