Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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