I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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