Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
it was like eating out sand paper
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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