I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I woke up under a house in Key West
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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