Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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