Buhtt sex?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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