why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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