Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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