filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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