not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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