This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
not ubering you a puppy
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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