fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
MIDGETS
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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