So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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