yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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