I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
