Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
It's never too late to be topless.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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