Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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