i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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