i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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