I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize