I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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