Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It's never too late to be topless.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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