stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
When are your genitals available?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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