I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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