How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
How's work?
Spinning.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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