I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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