she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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