Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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