She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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