i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Just high enough for therapy.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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