Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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