The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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