yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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