There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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