these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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