so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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