You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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