if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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